HEY, SWEET CHEEKS!

This is obviously a traumatizing situation for anyone to endure but what perplexes me is where are her friends in this matter? I personally look out for my homies and having ur dress all bunched in yo panties is hard to miss. I'm going to have to blame this incident on obvious drunkenness because I think its bathroom 101 that you check ur shoes for tp and do a spin in the mirror.
you think it would have been a given when ur left tushy is feeling a little more breezy and free than the other

WRITTEN BY MY ADORABLE SISTER ELYSE - PIC TAKEN BY HER FRIEND JESSICA. HI JESSICA!

Dude! Be a better boyfriend

Sorry for the long posting pause. The cracks just haven't really been finding me lately but then BAM tons of them appeared in the last week, so now we're back in business. Just like all businesses, the collecting cracks can get tough. Maybe people are catching onto the concept of covering up their cracks, but I'm not going to give West Hollywood-ites that much credit. Lets get back in the game with one that's a bit unconventional but great nonetheless.

First off, I have to say, why is home girl wearing granny panties? She can't be more than 20 years old. Isn't that age slutty thong wearing prime? It's before you know the dangers of not letting your vajay-j breathe. There's at least an inch and a half of tighty whities hanging out and what totally get me, is her dude just let it happen. Yes, moments later she walked for a few minutes in front of him and he never had her stop and hike her pants up. I mean, I almost told her but then were is the fun in that I ask you?

another gift...

I imagine there is tons of nasty crack in downtown LA like this one and like crack-head crack... But my lil peach picked me this one while he was at a casting. yum yum

little my oppy!!!

1.) it's not a crack and 2.) it's a bit redundant with the 2nd cat pic in a row but I don't care if I disappoint because he is damn cute and gets a free pass for being my husband.
He said the other night that he's upset because he checks crack and smack daily for a new blog and i'm letting him down. I suspect that it would take a hell of a lot more to let this pumpkin down. He's such an angel and I am just lucky to know him let alone be his one and only but the thought of letting him down breaks my heart and I never want to even go in that direction so for you Chadd, love of my forever, this is for you. A dedication non crack.

Crusty kitty crack

He may not always write me love notes or give fancy flowers BUT he's a lover none the less and gives me often what I really want. This 1, 2 step of a pic is of our precious and dare I say fat cat Coco. One sunny day while mom was busy at work, she rolled from her usually posish onto her back and gave Chadd the chance to have this sexy photo shoot. Enjoy this hotness and if that doesn't quite get you going marinate on the fact that she REFUSES to clean her bum ever!

where do I begin

YUCK, yuck, YUcK, yuCK, YUCK!
Sometimes you just meet someone and you make the crack connection. Such was the case with one miss Kristie B. During a mid afternoon office chit chat, cracks came up. How or why I don't know, but it did, and thank god because that's how this little gem of a zit-crack came into my life.
First off, this pic was taken over the holidays and I think that is just rude! Its Christmas, the time to be thoughtful. To give love, presents and food, NOT CRACK.
Wear some damn undies dude and get some proactiv on that pimply bum stat.
He's obviously interested in looking good hence the 7 jeans that probably put this ex frat back a few hundie and knowing Kristie who's on the hipster side herself, so what was he thinking?
The only acceptable explanation is that he is middle eastern, mid laser therapy treatments and had just gotten done rolling a snowman and put his undies on the snowman to ummm I don't know, keep it warm.
once again, YUCKIE Yuckidee yuck!

Trophy ASS

Just take a minute. Breathe in and marinate on the size and intensity of that badonk-a-donk. Take in the whole picture, the white Bebe sports suit (picture the gay that sold it to her "oh girl, that looks perfect on you!" chuckle chuckle.
This pic was taken at the beverly center probably about a year ago when Chadd and i were out shopping. He had to be super stealth to get the picture because big booty ho's boytoy (a mostly normal looking guy, carrying their lil terrier around) was lurking while miss booty 2007 shopped it up. There was no mistaking that her junk was her trophy (and probably her money maker).
We put this pic on Chadds myspace and below are some of the responses it solicited....feel free to add your own comment!

Oh yeah, the best part is she's not black!


April 29, 2007 1:47 PM
hahaha oooh my god that is sooo not ok hahaha that needs to be put away!

April 24, 2007 12:26 PM
hehe...that's good dude.


April 14, 2007 11:37 AM
Someone photoshoped her ass in real life i bet.
$kip

April 1, 2007 5:49 PM
Dayum.. who all that booty belong to? 2 basketballs..


March 28, 2007 5:17 PM
good lord! two watermelons side by side!