where do I begin

YUCK, yuck, YUcK, yuCK, YUCK!
Sometimes you just meet someone and you make the crack connection. Such was the case with one miss Kristie B. During a mid afternoon office chit chat, cracks came up. How or why I don't know, but it did, and thank god because that's how this little gem of a zit-crack came into my life.
First off, this pic was taken over the holidays and I think that is just rude! Its Christmas, the time to be thoughtful. To give love, presents and food, NOT CRACK.
Wear some damn undies dude and get some proactiv on that pimply bum stat.
He's obviously interested in looking good hence the 7 jeans that probably put this ex frat back a few hundie and knowing Kristie who's on the hipster side herself, so what was he thinking?
The only acceptable explanation is that he is middle eastern, mid laser therapy treatments and had just gotten done rolling a snowman and put his undies on the snowman to ummm I don't know, keep it warm.
once again, YUCKIE Yuckidee yuck!