Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

Cracklirious, a comedy about too much junk for one trunk





I'm trying to remember who the first to ever pop in the VHS Eddie Murphy’s Delirious video. Gawd that was some good times. The full red leather suit, the racist and sexist jokes, the songs he sang that I memorized and re-sung with him the next 50 or so times I watched it. In fact, I think I'm due to watch it again. This was before the Eddie started doing Dr. Doolittle and shit, this was when Eddie was RAW and didn't give a fuck.
I laughed so hard when he described how some black mans asses are so large and high up on their back that when they reach for their wallets they reach over there shoulder onto their back. His demonstration was hilarious and although I had never really seen that pronounced of a high back ass I still could picture it and knew that one day I would witness it first hand and know....
Well that day came a few months ago at the farmers market near my house. This poor girl, she had such a cute figure but I just knew that her crack was perma showing. Now that high waist pants were way out she was doomed. You can tell from the pic that she's got a cute outfit on, takes fashion seriously and has an otherwise good figure but the crack is peaking out as if to say, "hi, look at me, I'm just popping out to smell the flowers and say hello".

Thursday, December 13, 2007

crackalicious is what you are to me



It was just another evening. We were watching our favorite show at the time 'So You Think You Can Dance', when our dear friend Anj called to invite us to dinner at Geisha House. Little did we know that waiting for us at a near by table would be the butt crack of a life time just begging to be pictured. At first I just couldn't believe it had slipped out and was sure that it would be put back in right away. Like how long could she not know 4 inches of her ass and underoos where hanging out for LA's elite to see. After a few minutes of its revealing I had a revelation. Take its picture; in fact start taking all the cracks pictures. If you are dumb enough to let your shit hang out for long enough for me to get my camera out, readjust the settings, delete a few pics so I have time for a new pics than damn it you deserve it.
This picture is very special to me because not only is it just SO OUT THERE but its sooo ugs. Those underwear are a T.J. Maxx special mark down and not even in her crack. They are chillin to the right like an inch. The tags sticking out, they are pink satin and just cheap cheap cheap looking. It's not like we were at the local happy hour spot or a dive bar. This is freakin Geisha House. Ashton and Demi are owners for god sake, have a little respect!
I should have thanked the cheese ball instead of mocking her but now I salute her.
Here's to you butt crack whore; you will forever be my first.